Wednesday, December 1, 2010

auto driver

depan hospital

aku: baiya, Gokula..kitna rupee??

pemandu auto: Ramaiah??

aku: nehi baiya..Mathikere bridge..uppar jana, left side..Divya Apartment..

pemandu auto: houda..houda...meter2..

aku: ok...die pakai meter..jom naek,Yen..

Dalam auto tu aku ngn Diane dok sebok belek buku patho masing2..bezanya, dia bawak buku nota lecture, aku bantai bawak buku Patho Harsh Mohan yg tebal nak mampus hentak org sure mati tu.bukan ape..nota lecture die cantek, lengkap..aku ni membuta time lecture..so nota aku kejap ade, kejap xde..xmampu la nak refer utk exam..tu la kao POYENG..

perjalanan tu kire agak jao la jugak..(bese la auto driver tu mesti mau charge jalan jao klo pkai meter ye tak..??)aku pon pkir..xpela..bagi can la..org nk cr makan..

pastu kami pon smpi la depan Divya Apartment..aku jeling tengok meter Rs 78

pemandu auto: Madam, 90 rupees please, madam...pschtt!!(bunyi pelik yg slalu diorg buat bile nak start menggoreng orang) u see..meter is Rs78..add another 10 rupees..your house is very far inside from main road..

aku: huh?? but baiya..you should charge according to the meter only..plus, my house is not that far from main road.You are the one who used the long road here..see there is the main road, another shorter way..(Fuck ape?? umah aku ni btol2 tepi main road..saje je nk cr point keling ni)

pemandu auto: psstch!! Madam..all im asking is just another 10 rupees extra..

Eii..naseb aku pkir ko org ssh je..klo ikotkan attitude ko ni, mmg aku x halal duet aku nk bg extra ni..eh jap..die kafir,lupa pulak..bodo!

Aku: Baiya, no matter how small the extra money u asked...you are still cheating me!!all auto drivers are cheater!

Aku hulur die note Rs 100, pastu trus blah...mse aku jalan tu aku still dgr sore die mmbebel dlm bahasa keling die still nak defend kunon die x tipu..dasar TEMPE!!

rumah aku

ini main road yang di katakan..btol2 sbelah kiri tu rumah aku













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